A elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren, and last...
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he...
On Christmas Eve, little Timmy made a wish that Santa would deliver the best gift ever. When he woke up the next morning, he ran downstairs...
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her...
The town decided to put on a Christmas carol performance, but there was some drama in the cast. The choir was a mess, the stage crew...
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end...
A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them....
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up...
A woman said to her friend, “I don’t know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can’t imagine. He doesn’t put...
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying...