A young recruit goes to the military office and says he wants to enlist. Both officers laugh at him and insist he is not a good...
A elderly couple are walking down a country road one day and they see a man standing next to a plane with a sign that says...
A girl goes into her father’s study, “Daddy, why am I named rose?” “Because the day you were born a rose petal blew through the window...
3 nuns go to mother superior and say they don’t want to be nuns anymore. Mother superior says “Ok but you have to go and do...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip… After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and...
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time. He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the...
Three ladies walked into a bar. One brunette, one redhead, and one blonde. They went to the tender and he said:” theres a magic mirror in...
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly...
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good...
An elderly man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure...