Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building a quiet, nice looking gentleman who...
A blonde went to her doctor and said, “You prescribed birth control pills for me.” “And how is it going?” he asked. “Okay, I think, but...
There was this blonde city girl who was out driving and found herself in a rural area. She noted a farm animal standing next to a...
A woman wants to divorce her husband, so she is talking to her lawyer. Lawyer: “Well first we need a reason, is he not giving you...
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the...
A man and a woman were having drinks, getting to know one another and started bantering back and forth about male female issues. They talked about...
Two nuns were shopping in a food store and happened to be passing the beer and liquor section. One asks the other if she would like...
A man wakes up and looks at his clock. It is 7:07 am. He gets out of bed, goes downstairs and glances at his calendar. It...
John goes to the deli for some soup. After he’s seated and about to eat he calls the waiter over. When the waiter comes he says,...
A young blonde lady went on a tour trip on an old steam train that took the passengers through mountains and tunnels. As the train approached...