George goes to the doctor after getting some very bad news about his condition. Doctor: “Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live.” George: “Doctor,...
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said, “Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news.” The bad news is...
A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him. She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked “Do...
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. I don’t want to know! the child says, bursting into tears....
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and...
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and...
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. “Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor. “You have to help me, I hurt all over”,...
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week....
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. “Tim, you be first,” she said. “What does your mother do all...
Three women are talking about their make love lives. One says, “I call my husband ‘The dentist’ because nobody can drill like he does.” The next...