Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parent’s room....
An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she...
My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her “pack your things and…….!!!” At that point, her phone rang, so I...
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot...
A man working in an IT company became sick. He consulted many multi-facility hospitals but still couldn’t get cured… He was sad. Then his wife advised,...
A man and his wife were driving down the road and talking. The wife asked her husband, “Honey if I were to die, would you get...
A man and his wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry....
Little Johnny’s teacher was giving a lesson in developing logical thinking. “This is the scene”, said the teacher. “A man is standing up in a boat...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man released that...
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery...