Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until...
A cop pulls over a car full of nuns. The cop says, “Sister, the speed limit on this highway is 55 mph. Why are you going...
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well,...
A blonde went to the hospital because her body hurt. She told the doctor that where ever she touched herself it would hurt. The doctor told...
After 25 years of marriage, I took a look at my wife one day and said: “Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a...
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. HIM: “I’m sorry dear but I’m up to my neck in work today.” HER: “But...
For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout...
Quasimodo goes to a doctor for an annual checkup. “I think something is wrong with your back,” the doctor says. “What makes you think that?” asks...
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. “If you could have a...
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. “Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” “Dogs...