A blond man entered the emergency room with his two ears burned. “What happened?” asked the doctor. “Well”, the man explained, “my wife was press clothing,...
A lady came in for a routine physical at the doctor’s office. “Here”, said the nurse, handing her a urine specimen container. “The bathroom is over...
Edward was lying on his deathbed and the family was taking turns spending time with him. As he was speaking to his young granddaughter Emily, Edward...
An old man went to the Doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear. The Doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the...
A plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since...
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The...
A call girl brings a client to her condo on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. The client asks her if she gives good hand jobs. “You...
Two accountants were in a bank when a gang of armed robbers burst in. While some of the robbers snatched bundles of cash from the tellers,...
A country guy in a bar was becoming irritated by a flash city type with a vacuous blonde on his arm. Both had loud, braying voices...
A new bar manager at a country in found two of his elderly regulars waiting on the doorstep at opening time. “Good morning,” they said, ordering...