A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...
Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes...
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient...
A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on. One driver, an extremely elderly woman,...
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of...
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years....
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom....
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she...
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing...
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick...