Mrs. Jennings began each vocabulary lesson by asking the students to use a word in a sentence. “Okay, class,” she announced, “who can use the word...
Three guys were walking through the desert. All of them were thirsty, tired, and hot. All of the sudden, one shouts that he sees a broken...
A man was driving down the highway when another car starts to tailgate him. To make some room between them, the man in front speeds up...
Little kids want to help you cross the street even if you’re just walking along the sidewalk. Your senior citizen’s ID whips up discounts in many...
Mary and her five-year old son were putting cookies for Santa under the Christmas tree when Mary dropped a cookie on the floor. “Don’t worry,” she...
A ship captain was alerted by one of his sailors about a pirate ship approaching their coordinates. He asks the sailor to bring him his red...
Mr. Evans discovered that her daughter found a boyfriend. Being a protective father that he is, he starts interrogating her about the mystery guy. “Did he...
A man goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. She pulls out a large syringe to give him an anesthesia shot. “No way,...
Two lawyers are having a drink after work. “The most amazing thing happened to me last night,” said the first one. “I was working, and suddenly...
Three guys are in a doctor`s office. One is a drunk, another`s a smoker and the third`s a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them...