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Alan’s wife called him as he was at in the pub last night. “I’ve cooked dinner,” she screamed, “And if you’re not home within 20 minutes...
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph ‘s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient...
A police officer was investigating an accident on a two-lane, narrow road in which the drivers had hit virtually head-on. One driver, an extremely elderly woman,...
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of...
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years....
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom....
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she...
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing...
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick...
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. “I assume,” she snarled, “that there...