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This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back...
A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a...
Two guys were playing golf. On the tee, Jack hit his shot way left of the fairway in some buttercups. Bob proceeded to hit and his...
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he...
Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection. One took a flask from his pocket and said to the other, “Here,...
A drunken man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and...
After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did...
A young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he looks over and sees a pirate. The pirate has a wooden peg-leg,...
There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up...
Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers,...