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A husband and wife were debating on buying a new car. She wanted a fast sports car. He wanted a pickup. As time passed on, her...
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg,...
A man visited the doctor. “Doctor, I have terrible flatulence, I have it all the time.” “Please undress so I can examine you,” said the doctor...
A man went to his doctor and told him that he had not been feeling well lately. The doctor examined the man, left the room, and...
One day an old lady and an old man were sitting on their porch when the old lady says “Hey pa, why don’t you run down...
Two men are drinking in a bar. One turns to the other and says, “I bet you $100 that I can bite my eye.” The second...
A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked, “Why was I pulled over when I wasn’t the only one speeding.” The police replied,...
On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it...
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m...
Joey goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Hello, could you give me rubber pack please? I’m going to my girlfriend’s place for dinner...