Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Nancy. “She’s incredibly mixed up,” said one doctor. “She does everything absolutely backwards. Just...
Bill walks into a bar and finds his friend Joe sitting on a stool. “Joe,” Bill said, “I’m glad to see that your wife finally let...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, “Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back...
A judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a...
Two guys were playing golf. On the tee, Jack hit his shot way left of the fairway in some buttercups. Bob proceeded to hit and his...
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he...
Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection. One took a flask from his pocket and said to the other, “Here,...
A drunken man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and...
After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did...