Quasimodo goes to a doctor for an annual checkup. “I think something is wrong with your back,” the doctor says. “What makes you think that?” asks...
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. “If you could have a...
This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. “Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” “Dogs...
As a older man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard...
A man entered the bus with both of his front pants pockets full of golf balls, and sat down next to a beautiful you guessed it...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer.” the man began, “I can explain”. “Just be...
A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: ‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’ Little Larry says: ‘I wanna start...
A woman went to doctor’s office for her annual examination. Suddenly, another older doctor noticed her burst out of the examination room, screaming as she ran...
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat....
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she...