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One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy! Today in school we learned to count. The...
A call girl brings a client to her condo on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. The client asks her if she gives good hand jobs. “You...
Two accountants were in a bank when a gang of armed robbers burst in. While some of the robbers snatched bundles of cash from the tellers,...
A country guy in a bar was becoming irritated by a flash city type with a vacuous blonde on his arm. Both had loud, braying voices...
A new bar manager at a country in found two of his elderly regulars waiting on the doorstep at opening time. “Good morning,” they said, ordering...
The bartender asked a guy sitting at the bar: “What’ll you have?” The guy answered: “A scotch, please.” The bartender handed him the drink and said:...
There’s a guy with a 25-inch tool and is always wanting to get closer to the girls he is having lovemaking with. One day he comes...
A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, “Whom do you wish to marry? She...
A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she...
A woman goes into a dirty toy shop to buy a wanker. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!”...