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Josey wasn’t the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. “Who...
While taking the interview, the employer asked the candidate: Employer: So, how long did you work during your’e last job? Candidate: 30 years Employer: oh, you...
A dentist told a mother, “I’m sorry madam, but I’ll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy’s tooth.” The mother exclaimed, “A $100!...
A boss said to his secretary, “I want to have make love with you, but I will make it very fast. I’ll throw $1,000 on the...
A brunette goes into a doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.” She takes her...
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says,...
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two...
John was talking to his fiance, Rebecca. He said, “Be honest now, baby, how am I as a lover?” To which she replied, “Honey, I would...
Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her underclothes to wipe...
Two women are discussing life in the retirement village they live in with their spouses and how they like it. One woman tells the other that...