A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now, you...
There are three women. One is dating, one is engaged, and one is married. They decide to get kinky with their men and really pull out...
A husband suspected his wife was cheating on him. He explained his situation to a pet shop owner who replied, “I have a parrot that will...
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me...
Dylan was practicing his golf swing in his front yard when he swung a little too hard and sent the ball through his neighbors window. Dylan...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house....
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once...
There once was a little old lady who wanted a parrot all her life. Finally, one day she spots a good deal on a parrot for...
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands...