A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred. The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...
When the expensive printer photocopier in an office began print black lines on every page, The office manager called a local repair shop, where a friendly...
While teaching religion class one morning Sister Bridgette was speaking to her 3rd-grade class and she asked the question, “When you die and go to heaven…...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third story ledge...
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two’s for the day. That night one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the...
A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of...
Paddy was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of August...
One sunny day a man decided to go jump from an airplane. When he jumped there was good and bad news. Good news: He had a...
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the...
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure...