A secretary goes to the company stockroom and requisitions a box of pens. The clerk fumbles around for a bit and then hands her a box...
A man is in court for murder and the judge says, “You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.” A voice at...
A man was working on a preacher’s car in a garage and he was pushing hard on a wrench to loosen a nut and his hand...
When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Atlanta...
A school teacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to...
They decide to meet for tea and discuss their lives. The first older lady starts telling the second about all the wonderful things her husband has...
“You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to live,” the doc tells him. The patient is incredulous and tells the doctor he’s...
A poor boy was in love with a rich man’s daughter overcome with his love for the girl, the boy proposed to her. However, the rich...
A Man and His Wife Are at a Restaurant and the Husband Keeps Staring at an Old Drunken Lady Swigging Her Gin at a Nearby Table....
This is said to be a favorite story of Lyndon Johnson’s. A preacher was becoming terribly distracted by a man who came to church every Sunday...