Two drunks were lost in the middle of the ocean The pair had been adrift for six days in a life boat with no water or...
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a protection, cuts off...
A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, “Sure, that’ll be one dollar.” “One dollar?” exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he...
A man calls his house to ask his wife a question. A little girl picks up the phone. “Hi honey, can you put your mom on...
A 90 year old woman just got married for the 4th time…. It was big news in a small town and a local reporter wanted to...
A 95-Year-old woman goes to the Doctor… She tells him that she’s lived a long life and that she wants to end it now on her...
3 thieves rob a bank They run and try to hide in a farm The cops follow them into the farm so they hide inside boxes...
A man get a call girl and during a particularly good love making session decides to eat her out. During his meal he notices a piece...
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The...
Three devout nuns were summoned into the priest office one day. He told them “You have been loyal to the Lord and our church. Because of...