In a school science class four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm...
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to...
Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get...
One Monday morning a guy was in the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are...
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” The priest said, “What do you...
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest...
Roosevelt, Stalin, Mussolini, and Hitler are on a plane. They want to break the tension amongst the countries, so they decide to go on a retreat...
There was a World wide survey of “Most Embarrassing Moment in human life” the finale had the following three incidents… Third Place “It was the day...
George has an operation on his neck, so he has to be force-fed through his ass. At mealtime, the nurse rolls in a big feeding machine,...
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gentleman suggested the young one accompany him...