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One day Little Johnny’s class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, “Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?” Little Mary says,...
A priest is walking down the river one day As he is strolling along he sees one of his parishioners fighting to land a fish. The...
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber runs out and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the...
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, “Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.” A preacher walked up and...
A US Sailor is in a Mexican harbor town He’s a bit concerned about what time it is so he isn’t late to get back on...
Two drunks were lost in the middle of the ocean The pair had been adrift for six days in a life boat with no water or...
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a protection, cuts off...
A man in a pub asks for a beer. The barman says, “Sure, that’ll be one dollar.” “One dollar?” exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he...
A man calls his house to ask his wife a question. A little girl picks up the phone. “Hi honey, can you put your mom on...
A 90 year old woman just got married for the 4th time…. It was big news in a small town and a local reporter wanted to...