John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him...
A young man strides into a chemist and asks for a packet of protections. The pharmacist replies: “They come in packs of three, nine, or 12....
Miss Wilson is teaching her class of 1st graders basic human anatomy… The teacher aimed her pointer at the female anatomy chart. “Now class, does anyone...
A nervous young lady sat on a dentist’s chair to get her tooth extracted,.. Seeing too many instruments she got frightened. “Doctor, I would much rather...
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, “I’m so pissed off!” “Oh yeah? What happened?” asked...
Valentine’s Day was quickly approaching and Little Johnny was anxious to receive and give Valentine cards during his classroom party,.. Mainly because there were two girls...
A minister gave a talk to the community center on mating. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on mating,...
George was planning on going out with “The Boys” when his wife told him that he wasn’t leaving the house. George’s Wife: “The last time you...
Three friends who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room,… waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived,...