A 95-Year-old woman goes to the Doctor… She tells him that she’s lived a long life and that she wants to end it now on her...
3 thieves rob a bank They run and try to hide in a farm The cops follow them into the farm so they hide inside boxes...
A man get a call girl and during a particularly good love making session decides to eat her out. During his meal he notices a piece...
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The...
Three devout nuns were summoned into the priest office one day. He told them “You have been loyal to the Lord and our church. Because of...
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says to the other, “Just a minute, I’ll be right back.” He goes...
A guy’s partner called him late at night worried that he wasn’t home yet Partner: Where have you been? It’s near 3 am. And you sound...
After returning from his honeymoon… …with his bride Virgina, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop inJersey to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, “Hey Luigi,...
I recall my first time with a protection. I was 16 or so and I went in to buy a packet of protections at the pharmacy....
A family goes to the zoo and when they get there, they decide to split up so they can see more animals. The little boy goes...