There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest...
Roosevelt, Stalin, Mussolini, and Hitler are on a plane. They want to break the tension amongst the countries, so they decide to go on a retreat...
There was a World wide survey of “Most Embarrassing Moment in human life” the finale had the following three incidents… Third Place “It was the day...
George has an operation on his neck, so he has to be force-fed through his ass. At mealtime, the nurse rolls in a big feeding machine,...
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gentleman suggested the young one accompany him...
John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him...
A young man strides into a chemist and asks for a packet of protections. The pharmacist replies: “They come in packs of three, nine, or 12....
Miss Wilson is teaching her class of 1st graders basic human anatomy… The teacher aimed her pointer at the female anatomy chart. “Now class, does anyone...
A nervous young lady sat on a dentist’s chair to get her tooth extracted,.. Seeing too many instruments she got frightened. “Doctor, I would much rather...
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, “I’m so pissed off!” “Oh yeah? What happened?” asked...