John walks into his 5th floor apartment after a long day of work, he exhaustively sinks into his favorite arm chair, puts up his footrest, turns...
A man wasn’t feeling well so he went to the doctor. After examining him the doctor took his wife aside, and said, your husband has a...
Harry was sick and tired of being constantly badgered by his wife Barbara for spending so much time at the bar. Hoping it would help matters,...
The hospital staff kept telling Jim, but it was to no avail. Jim’s wife was in labor and Jim was a nervous wreck. After what seemed...
Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” she asked.” “It’s $130”, was...
Barry and Hannah, an old married couple, a are sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show they were speaking about how to prepare in...
Adam woke up suddenly, sweating all over. “What’s the problem”, asked his wife. “Are you OK?” “I just dreamed that I died!” responded a shaken Adam....
An Amish girl and her mother were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that...
A couple walked into a cheap looking restaurant. As they were about to sit down they noticed there were crumbs on the seat, after cleaning up...
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its h*le. He...