A man went to his father and said: ‘Father, I can’t take it anymore, my wife is driving me insane! I want to kill her, but...
A man and his mother-in-law went to Jerusalem and while they were there the mother-in-law passes away. The priest says to the man, “for $150 we...
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read....
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she...
A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said, “Beth, soon we will...
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s...
The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and...
A husband comes home early from work and catches his wife in bed with the mailman. Before they notice him, he sneaks back into the hall,...
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to...