A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” The dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m...
One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one...
A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth,...
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark...
A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood,...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to lovemaking for the first time and...
A little old lady comes into the kitchen to talk to her husband and says, “Honey just look at me. My legs are heavy, thighs are...
A man and a woman have just had their 50th wedding anniversary. The husband turns to his wife and asks, “What do you want to do...
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses,...
A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls...