Thinking it had been a long time since he had paid her a compliment, she decides to see if she can get one out of him....
“I have an idea,” says the father. He puts a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes...
Johnny fell In love, so he asks his father. “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” “That’s a great son, who...
A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar. So, one night he took her along with him. “What’ll...
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as...
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired...
A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss and several of...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next...
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed , and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised. When she...
An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood. They we’re celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and decided to...