An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol. “Ma’am, did...
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers...
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks...
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked around her neighborhood, trying to find a job. She met a nice man who said he...
Mrs. O’Henry was talking to her husband one night about their son and his allowance. “Well, darling,” said Mr. O’Henry, “I had a long talk with...
This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, “My friends, I’d like to...
A husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast table and the man was reading the ads in the paper. He looked up and said, “Here...
A undressed woman is bouncing on her bed singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her a while then says, “You...
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and...
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, “Sure, sweetie....