A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night of...
A lady is having a bad day at the roulette tables in ‘Vegas. She’s down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaims, “What rotten luck! What...
A couple are rushing into the hospital because the wife is going into labor. As they walk, a doctor says to them that he has invented...
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat. Seeing this, the...
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” he...
A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump...
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared...
A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass, to which the husband answered, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!” Next time...
A little boy asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made...
A man calls the hospital. He shouts into the receiver, “You gotta send some help, and fast! My wife’s going into labor!” The nurse says, “Calm...