A man and his wife were having an argument in bed. After the husband had finally had enough, he jumped up and took a blanket to...
John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new mink coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says...
A couple is walking in East Berlin on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. “I think it’s raining,” says the man. “No, it’s snowing,” replies...
A newly married couple moved into their new home. The next day, the woman asked her husband: “Darling, one of the pipes in the bathroom is...
A 60 years old billionaire marries a young 25 year old girl. After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage. After a few drinks, billionaire’s...
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the...
A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. “Mommy,” she said, “can we leave now?” “No,” her mother replied. “Well,...
The wife has just taken a shower and comes out wrapped in a towel, still shy being newly wed. “Well, I’ve seen you undressed. You don’t...
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. A...
A husband and wife were walking down a high street when the wife spots a beautiful diamond necklace in a jewelry store window. She urges her...