Clean Jokes
Three ducks went to court
Three ducks went to court after being arrested
When the judge calls upon the first duck, he asks him, “what’s your name?”
The duck responds, “Quack.”
And what did you get arrested for?
The duck says, “I got arrested for blowing bubbles in the pond.” And he goes on his way.
The judge calls upon the second duck, and again asks, “what’s your name?”
The second duck responds with, “Quack quack.”
And what did you get arrested for?
The second duck responds with, “I got arrested for blowing bubbles in the pond.”
And he goes on his way.
The judge calls upon the third duck, and sarcastically asks,
“let me guess, your name is Quack quack quack?”
The third duck, completely confused, replies with, “no your honor, my name is Bubbles