Three men attend a job interview

Three men attend a job interview to join the FBI.

The first man walked into the office, and the FBI agent who was conducting the interview explained: ‘To be in the FBI, you must be loyal, dedicated and willing to obey orders.

Here’s the scenario: your wife is sitting on a chair in the next room, and I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.’

The man took the gun, but then hesitated and said: ‘Sorry, I can’t do it.’

Next it was the second man’s turn to be interviewed.

The FBI agent told him: ‘To be in the FBI, you must be loyal, dedicated and willing to obey orders.

Here’s the scenario: your wife is sitting on a chair in the next room, and I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.’

The man took the gun, walked out again. ‘Sorry,’ he said, ‘I can’t do it.’

Finally it was the third man’s turn.

The FBI agent told him: ‘To be in the FBI, you must be loyal, dedicated and willing to obey orders.

Here’s the scenario: your wife is sitting on a chair in the next room, and I want you to go in there and shoot her with this gun.’

The man took the gun and went into the room.

The agent heard six shots, silence, then a lot of screaming.

Seconds later the man came out of the room, saying: ‘Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks, so I had to beat her to death with the chair!’