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A young man walks into a supermarket

A young man walks into a supermarket and buys a bar of soap, a toothbrush, toothpaste, a loaf of bread, a container of milk, two boxes of cereal and a frozen dinner.

The girl at the cash register looks at him and says “Single, huh?”

The man replies very sarcastically, “How did you guess?”

She replies, “because you’re ugly.”

A Swedish truck driver once got stuck in a tunnel in Norway.

Soon a Norwegian came by the tunnel and found out that the truck was wedged in with the load stuck against the ceiling.

The Norwegian suggested that the Swede let the air out of the tires.

The Swede looked angrily at him, “You moron! The truck is stuck up on top.”


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