Jim walked into his favorite restaurant

Jim was in a bad mood, and anyone who got in is way was going to regret it.

Jim walked into his favorite restaurant and plopped himself down on a chair.

“Get me a steak well done with mashed potatoes.”

Three minutes later when his order came, Jim screamed “DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME SAY WELL DONE?!”

“Why thank you sir” the waitress smiled, “that was the first compliment I got all day!”