He turns on his flashlight and proceeds to the family room where he intends to start bagging small items and work his way up to the...
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer....
Only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. “Good morning,” said the young man, “If I could take a couple of...
An atheist was walking through the woods admiring the nature around him. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals,” he said to himself. As...
The boss calls his secretary and says, “Get ready for the weekend, We are going on a business trip.” The secretary calls husband and says, “Me...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said...
A man went to God and asked, “What’s the value of life?” God gave him a stone and told him to figure out its value without...
There was a Catholic priest, Jewish rabbi and Baptist minister. One day the priest went to get a hair cut. After the barber cut his hair...
A brief summary of Tolstoy’s “How Much Land Does a Man Need?” The main character is a man named Pahom. At the beginning of the story,...
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,”...
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, ‘Here, you hold this high so I can see what I am...
One of the bags was ripped, and every once in awhile, a $20 bill fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a Policeman stopped her, and...
A fox observing a fish cart coming, lay down and pretended to be dead. The cart man, tempted by the idea of making some money by...
Tax day, April 15, was looming when an elderly woman showed up at the IRS. She said she required a thick stack of tax forms. “Why...
On a busy street in New York City, a man hustles across an intersection and is just about makes it to the other side when he’s...
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of...
A policeman was testing three Dumb brothers who were training to become detectives To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy...
At lunch the first boy says, “My dad is the fastest because he is a brick layer & when he drops a brick from the 5th...
A Chinese walks into a bar in Hollywood late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg As he was a great fan of his movies, he...
Haggard and tired Fred returns home from a long day of golf with his golf buddies. Fred’s wife greets him at the door and seeing his...