An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only...
Once upon a time an old man and a young man were living nearby. The old man spread rumors that his young neighbor was a thief....
Moishe the Carpenter, returning home with his week’s wages, was accosted by an armed robber on a deserted street. “Take my money,” said Moishe, “but do...
A certain Rabbi was adored by the community; everyone was enchanted by what he said. Except for Isaac, who never missed an opportunity to contradict the...
However, they all fail to notice the stop signs, and all crash into each other at an intersection. They all arrive at the Pearly Gates where...
It’s a beautiful warm day and a man and his wife are at the Zoo. She’s wearing a cute loose-fitting, pink spring dress, Sleeveless with straps....
The Argentinean golfer Robert de Vincenzo went to the parking lot to get his car after having won an important tournament. At that moment, a woman...
“I can’t speak to my wife directly as she might find it offensive, given our old age” he says to the doc. “There’s a simple trick...
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls I told Jerry that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well,...
She was standing on the sidewalk of Atliantica Avenue with a guitar and a hand-written sign that said: “Let’s sing together.” She began to play. Then...
Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it’s a law of...
The bartender says, “Let me see and I’ll consider it.” So the guy reaches into his bag and pulls out a miniature piano and a hamster....
Two men were marooned on an Island. One man passed back and forth worried and scared while the other man sat back and was sunning himself....
A farm labourer with a sick wife, asked a Buddhist monk to say a series of prayers. The priest began to pray, asking God to cure...
A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked; Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet? The mother...
One day after the service a little boy approached the parish priest with a question: Little Boy: “Father I heard you once say that we all...
Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave...
Father was a hardworking man who delivered bread as a living to support his wife and three children. He spent all his evenings after work attending...
Wife’s Diary: Tonight, I thought Tom was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my...
A farmer from the cotton fields of Central Texas dies and goes to hell Why? Well, only his wife, God and the Devil knows! Once there,...