One day three people were stuck on an island with cannibals. The cannibals said, “If you do what we say, we won’t kill you”. So the...
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of...
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the protection aisle. The son asks his father why there are so...
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like...
This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no Fishing Inspectors...
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he...
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”...
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, “My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides...
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and...
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What’s your name?” he asked the...