A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly...
“I don’t know why, but I’m afraid that this room might be bugged with listening devices.” the girlfriend tells her boyfriend. “That’s crazy, there’s nothing to...
The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes...
The Pencil Maker took the pencil aside, just before putting him into the box. “There are 5 things you need to know,” he told the pencil,...
There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his...
An anthropologist studying the habits and customs of an African tribe found himself surrounded by children most days. So he decided to play a little game...
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his tracks...
Two bachelors are talking and their conversation drifts from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook last Christmas,” says the first, “but I was never able...
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While...
There is a town in France, which was flooding. Some people escaped to the roof of the church. The priest, however, stayed and said, “Let God...
A group of frogs were traveling through the woods, and two of them fell into a deep pit. When the other frogs saw how deep the...
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every...
When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you She sat down...
A beautiful redhead sitting at the next table. He’s been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn’t have the courage to start talking...
A school teacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to...
Please be advised that all members planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way...
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no address. He thought he should open it to see what it was...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order. The...
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk So the bartender says to another man...
Long ago, people lived happily under the rule of a king The people of the kingdom were very happy as they led a very prosperous life...