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A guy goes on to a ship to sail (and work) but he notices no women on board. so he runs to the captain Guy: capt....
A man with a mask on walks into a bank and goes to the desk. He pulls out a gun and points it at the lady...
There once was a girl who wasn’t feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty. The genie told her that to...
Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a...
Three nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. ” i...
One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: “I’m...
Frank went to the gym as he wants to loose weight to get a girlfriend. The receptionist gave him some promotion pack options of “loose 1kg...
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered...
An Australian asks a travel agent what’s the cheapest possible vacation to London that lets him see everything. “I have a whole evening in Dubai on...
I paid a visit to an art gallery today and saw an exquisite piece of art. It was of a fox. Every stroke on the painting...
Today I went to the children’s daycare for my first day of work there. When I walked in a kid asked if he could have an...
Mickey Mouse steps into lawyers office to review divorce with lawyer. Mickey: I need to get out of this marriage! Minnie ruined my life. I’ve paid...
My buddies and I where out for a night on the town. We ended up at a high end bar with a dress code. All my...
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my...
A man who drank a lot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night...
Nurse: “Do you have siblings?” Me: “Yes, a younger brother.” Nurse: “Does he have any medical issues?” Me: “He broke his finger on his right hand...
An 8 year old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him “Grandpa what is couple make love?” The grandfather...
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a...
If you let me touch your wife’s bum and smack it, i will pay you $100,000 says a guy to his best friend. His friend gets...
