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A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk So the bartender says to another man...
Long ago, people lived happily under the rule of a king The people of the kingdom were very happy as they led a very prosperous life...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in...
A squirrel joined the service of the King of the Forest, the lion. He did whatever work was given him, quickly and well The lion became...
Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m. I discovered that it had not been one of my wife’s better days. Nothing I...
I have such a dilemma. There is a guy at my gym with no legs. And I feel really awkward around him every time I see...
1) All of your friends have @ in their names 2) You can’t call your mother…she doesn’t have a modem 3) Your spouse makes a new...
Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road. One of them is carrying a big bag, labeled chickens. “Chickens, eh?” says his friend. “Hey, if I...
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out of children. ON A HAIR DRYER: Do not use while sleeping. ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could...
If they say they’re John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...
A customer in a restaurant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong. So he calls the waiter over. “Can you...
Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette, the other walks out to his moped. The guy with the moped admires the Corvette...
Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building. The...
A police officer asks a thief. “Why did you steal this stranger’s watch?” The thief replies, “I didn’t steal it — he gave it to me!”...
Obi Wan Kenobi, Darth Maul and a very old man. Obi Wan tees off and hits his ball in the sand trap. He mind controls his...
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just...
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black...
A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, “That’s amazing. How did you get...
Johnny comes back from school crying And says, “Mommy, all the kids in the school say I have a big head.” His mother replies, “No, you...
Two men were talking about a friend. Who had recently passed away. “By the time Jack died, he had a transplanted heart, a plastic hip joint,...
