A Prisoner is digging a tunnel out of prison He is slowly making progress day by day, but with just a spoon for a shovel it...
3 dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened....
A 90 year old woman just got married for the 4th time…. It was big news in a small town and a local reporter wanted to...
A 95-Year-old woman goes to the Doctor… She tells him that she’s lived a long life and that she wants to end it now on her...
A man owned a small ranch in Montana… One day the labor department got a tip he wasn’t paying proper wages to his employees so they...
3 thieves rob a bank They run and try to hide in a farm The cops follow them into the farm so they hide inside boxes...
A boy and his dad are walking through the park During the walk the boy sees two men dressed as cowboys saunter by. ‘Dad, look at...
Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always...
Rich, Dave and Johnny are three contractors who are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. All three go with a White House...
I was walking through the city when I passed a large abbey. I walked past and noticed many nuns walking around inside the open large doors....
Two cannibals were walling down the street. They were going to meet with all the other cannibals in their village, but as they’re walking together, one...
Some scientists created a machine that automatically counts people’s swears when it’s near them, the machine was a big circle with arrows in the middle that...
A man get a call girl and during a particularly good love making session decides to eat her out. During his meal he notices a piece...
A hideous little orc is in the kingdom’s capital, looking to acquire medicine for his sick mom. Nobody can stand the sight of him, with some...
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The...
An ant is lying in its deathbed in North Korea. He calls his son and says he wanted to tell him something for a long time....
A man goes to the circus and sees a line of people. It extends far into the distance. The man walks up to a person in...
Haggling over a pricing structure with Dwayne Johnson Dwayne Johnson recently came to the arts and crafts store I own looking to buy equipment for the...
A preacher, a lawyer, and a doctor all do deer hunting. They go for a few hours without seeing anything, and then they all spot an...
Three devout nuns were summoned into the priest office one day. He told them “You have been loyal to the Lord and our church. Because of...