A young recruit goes to the military office and says he wants to enlist. Both officers laugh at him and insist he is not a good...
Once there was a young man whose friends made fun of him for not being good at anything. As time passes by, the young man loses...
A chemist comes back from his lunch break. He finds his assistant busy behind the counter, and a man twitching while leaning against the wall. “What’s...
A ventriloquist was performing at a club. With his dummy on his knee,he begins his routine with a series of dumb blonde jokes Suddenly,a blonde stands...
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I...
A elderly couple are walking down a country road one day and they see a man standing next to a plane with a sign that says...
A girl goes into her father’s study, “Daddy, why am I named rose?” “Because the day you were born a rose petal blew through the window...
3 nuns go to mother superior and say they don’t want to be nuns anymore. Mother superior says “Ok but you have to go and do...
Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson accidentally travel through time At the endgame premiere, Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans accidentally traveled back in time to 1960s on...
Mom, why am I named Rosemary?” “Because on the day you were born the cook of the hospital accidentally spilled a little rosemary on your cheek...
A Kurdish man goes to a store to buy a washing machine Kurdish man: I want to buy that washing machine. Seller: sorry, we don’t sell...
A plane crashes The only survivor is a flight atendant. She finds herself on a deserted island and after a while gets really hot so she...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip… After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and...
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time. He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the...
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as...
Two guys walking through the woods come upon a railroad trestle. They peer over the edge and cannot see the bottom at all. One of the...
Three ladies walked into a bar. One brunette, one redhead, and one blonde. They went to the tender and he said:” theres a magic mirror in...
Two Hillbillies sitting in a Diner having a bite to eat. After the meal they start to discuss their plans to expand the family moonshine business....
A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie....
A farmer has three daughters that are all going on their first dates… The farmer decides to greet the suitors at the door with his shot...