This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having lovemaking!” “Well how often do you have...
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry. “I would like to marry a...
One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, “We’re learning about make love education.” She smiled,...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous woman. The first thing he notices about her though, are her pants....
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sun room of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, “For five dollars, I’ll...
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life, and it’s clear that they’re trying to one-up each other....
A man returned home earlier than usual. His son met him, very upset, and crying, “Daddy, there’s a monster in your bedroom.” “There’s a what?” “A...
A little boy asked his father a question. “Dad, I know that babies come from mommies’ tummies, but how do they get there in the first...
Three friends were at the bar talking, and after many rounds of beer, one of them suggests that everyone admits something they have never admitted to...
An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’...