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Three friends who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a...
The Devil invites Mike Tyson to hell one day to enjoy himself. He had guests over and he thought they’d like reveling over a background where...
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room,… waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived,...
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything,...
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole....
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his...
At school little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are...
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don’t try to fool me because...
Three women one engaged, one married and one a mistress,.. Are chatting over lunch and the conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to...
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: ‘Michael, if you were on a date...
The Maid asked for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want an increase?” Maria: “Well Madam,...
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly,… made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook...
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach...
There were Two Nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting...
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,...
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was...
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. “Come with me”, said...
Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question...
A couple went to a bang therapists office The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us having lovemaking,...
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed,.. His grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing...
