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A nervous young lady sat on a dentist’s chair to get her tooth extracted,.. Seeing too many instruments she got frightened. “Doctor, I would much rather...
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, “I’m so pissed off!” “Oh yeah? What happened?” asked...
A guy had a dog that kept getting into the neighbors backyard. The neighbor would come over, banging on the door,screaming,”Your dog has been in my...
Valentine’s Day was quickly approaching and Little Johnny was anxious to receive and give Valentine cards during his classroom party,.. Mainly because there were two girls...
A minister gave a talk to the community center on mating. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken on mating,...
Finding one of her student Little Johnny making faces at others on the playground,.. Ms. Smith stopped to gently scold the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday...
The police stops a man and woman who have their seatbelts on. Police: “hi you’re the first people today with their seatbelts on, so we want...
It was the end of the school day and all of the kids were anxious to go home. The teacher told the kids, “As soon as...
There was a guy who bought an elderly circus elephant; Alas, he couldn’t afford to feed it. He’d never seen an elephant jump with all 4...
A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $2.00 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $1.50...
A man stands before St. Peter St. Peter says “You are in luck today! All you need to do to enter into heaven is to tell...
A man goes to heaven and is greeted by an angel who shows him around the place “Over there is a local restaurant, it’s guaranteed to...
Dry humor about water. So these two guys are in a cabin in the woods by a small pond in Vermont. One says, “Hey, go fetch...
The Scotsman’s first baseball game An Scotsman moves to the USA & finally attends his first baseball game. The first batter approached the batters box, took...
George was planning on going out with “The Boys” when his wife told him that he wasn’t leaving the house. George’s Wife: “The last time you...
Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years...
A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn’t open until morning so they...
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I...
Three friends who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a...
The Devil invites Mike Tyson to hell one day to enjoy himself. He had guests over and he thought they’d like reveling over a background where...
