A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So...
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke and said, “And what will your third...
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business. “I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. “I insist...
A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went...
A tornado hit a farmhouse just before dawn. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept, and...
Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they’d never seen...
Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness. The first says, “I’m so tough, once I ate a whole bagful...
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on...
A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man. Dr: I’ve got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Patient: I...
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, and then said, “You’re A,...