Three drunks get into a taxi and tell the driver where to go. The driver has an idea of the address so he starts the engine,...
It’s a summer holiday weekend and a man walks into a butcher shop that has a sign in the window saying “Ground Sirloin: 29 cents per...
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down...
A couple of tourists were dining at a fine restaurant in Paris. After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter’s...
The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked,...
Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them in fifty years’ time. The first said, “I would like my grandchildren...
On a very cold winter night, three homeless man huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, “I had...
A Sunday School teacher was telling the story of the Good Samaritan to her class of 4 and 5 year-old’s. She was making it as vivid...
Two little boys were arguing. “My father is better than your father!” “No he’s not!” “My brother is better than your brother!” “No he’s not!” “My...
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, “But, sir, I can see from...