John was talking to his fiance, Rebecca. He said, “Be honest now, baby, how am I as a lover?” To which she replied, “Honey, I would...
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark...
John and Bob were discussing their married lives. Although happily married to their wives, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. John said, “I’ve made one...
There’s a man speeding on the road and a police officer is chasing him for miles. The man finally stops and the officer tells him, “When...
A country wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood,...
A man found a genie in a magic lamp and was granted three wishes. The genie said, “For every wish you make, your wife gets two.”...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to lovemaking for the first time and...
A little old lady comes into the kitchen to talk to her husband and says, “Honey just look at me. My legs are heavy, thighs are...
A man was driving his wife home after a night out, when they were stopped by the police. “Sir, did you know you were speeding?” asked...
A man and a woman have just had their 50th wedding anniversary. The husband turns to his wife and asks, “What do you want to do...