Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If...
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. “You simpleton!”...
In ancient times, a king had his men place a boulder on a roadway. He then hid in the bushes, and watched to see if anyone...
An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and...
Shortly after British Airways 293 flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop...
A man from Texas is vacationing in Mexico, and spends his day roaming around, taking in the sights. In the evening he goes to a fancy...
My son starts school today, It is all going to be strange and new to him for a while and I wish you would treat him...
A leper goes to watch a baseball game but when he gets there, he has trouble finding a seat. Because pieces of him are peeling and...
76 million are retired. That leaves 251 million to do the work. There are 48 million people who are permanently disabled. Which leaves 203 million to...
One day a 12-year-old girl was walking down the street, when a car pulled up beside her and the driver lowered a window. “I’ll give you...