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A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m...
A man and a woman who never met before, find themselves on upper and lower berth of a long distance train. At 2 am, man leans...
Harvey comes home late at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers into the bedroom and wakes his sleeping wife, “Ellie, wake up! You’ll never believe...
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning gray?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child:...
Joey goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Hello, could you give me rubber pack please? I’m going to my girlfriend’s place for dinner...
Teacher: “Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?” Students: “Eggs!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pink pig give you?” Students: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great!...
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school, and Fred is all excited. “Man, I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to...
Little Johnny runs to his dad and says, “Dad, there’s water in the carburetor of the car!” “How can you be so sure?” the father asks....
After 25 years of marriage, a husband took a long look at his wife one day and said: “Twenty-five years ago, we had a cheap apartment,...
A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,” said a...
