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An elderly lady went to the doctor and asked for his help in reviving her husband’s passion. “Why don’t you give him tablet?” the doctor asked....
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a...
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A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, “Who is this?” “This is the maid.”, answered the woman. “We...
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A science teacher asked her students “Children, if you could own one mineral, what would it be?” One boy said, “I would choose gold. It’s worth...
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A woman meets with her lover who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed,...
A couple in their 80’s were having problems remembering things, so they decided to the go the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that...
A man and a woman were fast asleep in bed. Suddenly, at 4 o’clock in the morning, a resounding noise came from outside. The woman, sort...
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady’s teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a...
A guy at a bar was just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver stepped...
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables. And when he picked up a jewelry box to place...
