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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud knocking on […]
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One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a […]
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A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to […]
A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store. ‘Can you go down […]
Two men are working on a telephone pole. A little old lady walks by and […]
Two old women are discussing the disgusting habits of their husbands. “Even after all these […]
Frank and John left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the […]
An old man accidentally crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of […]
An extremely modest old man was in the hospital for a series of tests. The […]
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things, when […]
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An elderly couple was having breakfast one fine morning. When the wife ask her husband, […]
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him […]
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married […]
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in […]
An elderly guy gets pulled over by a speed cop as he’s doing 80mph in […]