A man’s wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed....
The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box...
Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, “Do you think...
“You have been a good cat all of these years anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask”. The cats says: “Well,...
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet ‘I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,...
A couple from out-of-town stays at the Watergate Hotel in Washington. The wife is concerned with the privacy there. To soothe her mind, the husband says...
Little Tommy was doing very poorly in math His parents had tried everything: tutors, flash cards, special learning centers in short, everything they could think of....
About 3:30 in the morning, a wife wakes up to find she is alone in the bed and she can hear her husband crying uncontrollably She...
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little...
Out on the prairie, a farmer is tending to his flock of grazing sheep, when suddenly a brand new BMW pulls up on a nearby road....