A gentleman enters a restaurant and asks the waitress what was on special. She replied, “Today we have lobster tales for 50 cents.” He said, “I’ll...
Two kids are talking to each other. One says, “I’m really worried. My dad works twelve hours a day to give me a nice home and...
A woman with a minor injury was at the hospital because her doctor said she wanted to take a closer look at it to make sure...
A man was brought to Mercy Hospital and taken in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was...
A guy went fishing with his friend and had to ask, “Where is that new rod and reel you had the last time we went fishing?...
A drunk stumbled out the door of the bar. He stood on the corner waiting for the light. He wife calls and asks if he is...
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads “Low bridge ahead.” Before he knows it the bridge is right...
A new nurse at a hospital was perplexed by Dr. Smith’s behavior. Off and on throughout her shift Dr. Smith would run up and down the...
A grandfather and grandson were taking a nature hike together. The grandfather remarked how nature can teach us many lessons. The grandson asked which lesson was...
The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked...