A little boy asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old lady in the park. His father impressed by his son’s kindness,...
“Louisa” asked her small brother, “could you help me with my math homework?” “Certainly not,” replied Louisa indignantly. “It wouldn’t be right.” “Maybe not,” said her...
A blonde struggling with her weight visited her doctor for advice. He suggested she run ten miles a day for thirty days, assuring her she’d shed...
A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked, “Why was I pulled over when I wasn’t the only one speeding.” The police replied,...
A man came to the emergency room with a series of long, jagged tear marks on his cheek and neck, as though he had been clawed...
Three drunkards were walking down the street when they came upon a pile of manure where they stopped. The first drunkard, upon observation of the manure...
A couple attended marriage counseling to resolve communication problems. The fighting and bickering during the session was so bad the counselor called for a timeout and...
A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, “Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags!” The wife says, “Great!...
On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it...
A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you!” “Is that you or the wine...