A neighbor asked his friend, who was celebrating 50 years of marriage, what the secret was to a long and happy marriage? His friend replied, “When...
A doctor and an engineer were in love with the same woman! One day the doctor gave the woman a rose! She was happy and thought...
A man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was...
A woman was getting swamped with calls from strangers. A billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers. When she called to...
Joan invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t...
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered, with his thumb over the meat. “Are you crazy?” yells the customer. “What’s with your hand on...
A young man sees her and eagerly approaches offering to get her a drink. Annoyed, she says “A drink? Yeah right, as if… And very original,...
A teacher said to her student, “Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?” After a few moments, Billy...
The owner of a company tells his employees, “You worked very hard this year, therefore the company’s profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I ‘m giving...
John and Tony were in the bar, pondering over Tony’s problems. “Andrea and I want to get married,” said Tony, “but we can’t find anywhere to...