An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it...
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t...
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play...
One night there were three female fugitives escaping from jail. One was blonde, one was brunette and the other was a redhead. They had the police...
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like...
Three gentlemen are golfing one sunny day. They come to a difficult par with a water trap just after the tee. The first golfer proceeds to...
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun....
A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they...
Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls...
Two men are organizing a herd of deer. He has 26 deers. Seeing as the had 26 deer, they decided to label each one with a...
An old man and his grand daughter were sitting together in a room. The grandfather says to his grand daughter; ‘Susie, get me a newspaper, will...
A lady helps her husband to set up a new laptop. Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, selecting a word that...
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to...
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They go back to his place, and as...
A husband and wife were sitting quietly in the park when the wife looked over at her husband and asked the following questions. “What would you...
A little boy boards a public bus and sits down right behind the driver. He begins to speak: “If my mom was a cow and my...
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work. “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we’re going to be three in...
A little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said: “I’m so happy to see you, Grandma. Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he...
A husband and wife are in bed when there is a knock at the door. The husband rolls over and looks at his clock it’s 3:30...
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. “This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter,” said...