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A high school student came home from school seeming rather depressed. “What’s the matter son?” asked his mother. “Aw, gee,” said the boy, “it’s my marks....
It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and...
One night, a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she...
A little girl received a tea set that quickly became one of her favorite toys. While her mother was away for a few weeks caring for...
A police officer arrives at the scene of an accident, in which a car smashed into a tree. The cop rushes over to the vehicle and...
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink...
A blonde goes to the doctor with burns on both of her ears and her right hand. “Sit down and tell me how it happened,” says...