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Karen lost her husband almost four years ago and still hadn’t gotten out of her mourning stage. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her...
Husband: I won’t be able to sleep afterward. Wife: I can’t sleep without it. Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle...
A young banker decided to get his first tailor-made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A...
A man walked into the bar and saw an old friend of his, drinking by himself. Approaching his friend, he commented, “You look awful. What’s wrong?”...
A blonde redneck guy finds a lamp. He rubs it and a genie emerges. The genie tells him he will be granted three wishes. The guy...
A psychiatrist had no patients in his office. Suddenly, the door opened slowly and a man crept into the room on four legs. His mouth was...
The man looked a little worried when the doctor came in to administer his annual physical, so the first thing the doctor did was to ask...
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, “we have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from making love...
A blonde wanting to earn extra money decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbors. At the first house, the owner said, “Well, you can...
One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One boy went over to the bush to check out some noises. He pointed out a...
A guy was lost in the Sahara Desert, desperate for water, when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked...
A married man decided to work late to be with his young secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work, he...
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said,...
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little...
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk....
A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him....
An elderly couple who had just celebrated their fiftieth anniversary were sitting on their porch, relaxing. Both were simply reading a book and rocking on their...
This guy is on the street corner spitting and cussing. A little old lady goes and gets a cop, telling him about what the guy is...
Grandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my...
A 72-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said Edgar was doing “fairly well” for...
