A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect. They end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and he shows...
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every...
A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. He says to the other patrons, “Here’s the deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and insert my genitals....
3 sailors get stranded on an island and get captured by a cannibal gang The sailors plead with the king to spare their lives so the...
Three guys are sitting around the campfire… …exchanging their worst experiences. The first guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was...
An old lady on the bus overhears two Italian men talking… To her horror, she hears the first man say: “Emma come first. Den I come....
There was once a man who was looking to create a new idiom. He was having trouble thinking of one, so he decided to look around...
A college professor had just finished explaining how important it was that a research project be turned in on time. He said there were only two...
A lady goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. One particular parrot is extremely cheap. She asks the pet shop owner why. The owner...
A mother takes her daughter to a clinic She tells the doctor that her daughter has been having terrible nausea in the morning, lost her appetite,...